Madami at padalas na ng padalas ang paglipana ng mga bangkay na muling nabubuhay.
Mga taong matagal ng patay na muling bumalik mula sa hukay para kainin ang ating mga laman.
Ang tanong: sa pamamagitan ng iyong relihiyon, sa tingin mo, anong magagawa mo para maprotektahan ang sarili laban sa mga zombies at ang kanilang dalang masangsang na kasamaan?
Mga taong matagal ng patay na muling bumalik mula sa hukay para kainin ang ating mga laman.
Ang tanong: sa pamamagitan ng iyong relihiyon, sa tingin mo, anong magagawa mo para maprotektahan ang sarili laban sa mga zombies at ang kanilang dalang masangsang na kasamaan?
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
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religion wont save you!
a 12 gauge semi-auto or pump action shotgun, a .44 or .357 magnum revolver, a minigun, fuckload of ammuniton and food supplies will save you! wahahahahaha!
religion wont save you!
a 12 gauge semi-auto or pump action shotgun, a .44 or .357 magnum revolver, a minigun, fuckload of ammuniton and food supplies will save you! wahahahahaha!
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
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Last update on May 25, 2010 3:47 pm by Stoop.
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
Delikado ang panahon ngayon.
Paano nga ba tayo poprotektahan ng relihiyon natin laban sa mga elemento ng walang kamatayang zombie?
Naihanda ba tayo ng ating mga minstro para labanan ang mga ito?
Paano nga ba tayo poprotektahan ng relihiyon natin laban sa mga elemento ng walang kamatayang zombie?
Naihanda ba tayo ng ating mga minstro para labanan ang mga ito?
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
your crucifix wont save you, hahahahaha!!
it would be nice kung ganto magugunaw ang mundo
ititigil ko na ang bisyo ko at mag eexerscise mahirap tumakbo kung smoker ka
it would be nice kung ganto magugunaw ang mundo
ititigil ko na ang bisyo ko at mag eexerscise mahirap tumakbo kung smoker ka
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
Paano natin nga pala mapprotektahan ang ating mga minamahal sa buhay laban sa kampon ng walang kamatayang mga bangkay na ito?
Tandaan na dapat sa panahon ng zombie infestation wag tayong maging kampante.
Dapat laging alerto at nakatune-in ang ating mga senses sa nagbabadyang panganib.
Ano nga pala ang armas ng relihiyon nyo laban sa zombies?
Tandaan na dapat sa panahon ng zombie infestation wag tayong maging kampante.
Dapat laging alerto at nakatune-in ang ating mga senses sa nagbabadyang panganib.
Ano nga pala ang armas ng relihiyon nyo laban sa zombies?
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
Since religion na pinaguusapan natin dito.
Paano mangyayare sa kaligtasan ng mga taong naging zombie dahil sila ay nakagat?
Paano kung isa silang mabuting relihiyosong tao?
Magkakaroon pa ba ng kaligtasan ang mga muslim na naging zombies?
May dadatnan pa bang langit ang mga katoliko at kristiyanong sinawing palad na maging kasama sa ranks of the undead?
Ano na mangyayare sa kanila mga kapatid?
Eto ang mga tanong na gumugulo sa isip natin...
Paano mangyayare sa kaligtasan ng mga taong naging zombie dahil sila ay nakagat?
Paano kung isa silang mabuting relihiyosong tao?
Magkakaroon pa ba ng kaligtasan ang mga muslim na naging zombies?
May dadatnan pa bang langit ang mga katoliko at kristiyanong sinawing palad na maging kasama sa ranks of the undead?
Ano na mangyayare sa kanila mga kapatid?
Eto ang mga tanong na gumugulo sa isip natin...
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
In medical terms pag sinabi mong patay na wala na at tuluyan na nag-cease ang bodily functions nito tama?
Ang tanong ngayon. Anong doktrina ng relihiyon mo ang magpapatunay na wala na ngang namamalaging kaluluwa sa mga zombies?
Ano ang gagawin mo para mapakalat ang zombie awareness sa inyong mga constituents? Magagawa mo ba turuan ang mga menor de edad na walang kamuwang muwang at mga pawang musmos pa lamang na humawak ng baril at matutong maghinala sa sangkatauhan undead man o hinde?
Ang tanong ngayon. Anong doktrina ng relihiyon mo ang magpapatunay na wala na ngang namamalaging kaluluwa sa mga zombies?
Ano ang gagawin mo para mapakalat ang zombie awareness sa inyong mga constituents? Magagawa mo ba turuan ang mga menor de edad na walang kamuwang muwang at mga pawang musmos pa lamang na humawak ng baril at matutong maghinala sa sangkatauhan undead man o hinde?
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
tama!! imbes na "Sex Education" o "Christian Living" ang pag-aralan sa mga paaralan. palitan na lang ito ng Zombie Survival 101
Im not here to reason with anyone, Im just here to argue.
haay , kung ako lang di talga ko mulat . sa pasikot sikot o mga nakatgong sikreto sa mga relihiyon na yan .though catholic ako . parang wula lang . ehe . nakakconfuse kasi ee.
ee. mgkakazombie ba? parang ndi nmn .
kng mgkkaron .. haha . magttnim ako ng mga halaman sa harap ng bahy nmen . tpos my crush gear sa pnkdulo .
ee. mgkakazombie ba? parang ndi nmn .
kng mgkkaron .. haha . magttnim ako ng mga halaman sa harap ng bahy nmen . tpos my crush gear sa pnkdulo .
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haay , kung ako lang di talga ko mulat . sa pasikot sikot o mga nakatgong sikreto sa mga relihiyon na yan .though catholic ako . parang wula lang . ehe . nakakconfuse kasi ee.
ee. mgkakazombie ba? parang ndi nmn .
kng mgkkaron .. haha . magttnim ako ng mga halaman sa harap ng bahy nmen . tpos my crush gear sa pnkdulo .
ee. mgkakazombie ba? parang ndi nmn .
kng mgkkaron .. haha . magttnim ako ng mga halaman sa harap ng bahy nmen . tpos my crush gear sa pnkdulo .
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No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
siguro pag sa catholic kailangan ng anointing of the sick, ibbless ang soul pa amamatay na
medicaly speaking pag sinabing zombie eh hindi pa nag ccease ang organs nito, infected lang siya
dito papasok yung usapan na kung anong klaseng virus?
pano pag yung sa quarantine na movie, 10x potent ng rabis, it means na infected lang siya at buhay pa siya, may sakit lang, malamang may kaluluwa pa
G-virus - ng resident evil 2 it means na unti unti siyang mamamatay at magiging liveng dead, the stereotype zombie, wala na sa consciousness ang biktima
T-virus - well sa di nakakak alam ito yung virus na umaapekto sa mga boss fights, infected ang biktima, then mag mumutate pero andun pa rin ang buhay at consciousness nya which means baka may kaluluwa pa siya
Las plagas - ito yung new infection sa resident evil 4 at 5, well in a nutshell may parasite ka sa katawan at di mo na makokontrol ang katawan mo pero buhay ka pa din at may consciousness it means na may kaluluwa siya
paano yung si george romero tatanungnin mo....ah basta! lock and load na lang!
medicaly speaking pag sinabing zombie eh hindi pa nag ccease ang organs nito, infected lang siya
dito papasok yung usapan na kung anong klaseng virus?
pano pag yung sa quarantine na movie, 10x potent ng rabis, it means na infected lang siya at buhay pa siya, may sakit lang, malamang may kaluluwa pa
G-virus - ng resident evil 2 it means na unti unti siyang mamamatay at magiging liveng dead, the stereotype zombie, wala na sa consciousness ang biktima
T-virus - well sa di nakakak alam ito yung virus na umaapekto sa mga boss fights, infected ang biktima, then mag mumutate pero andun pa rin ang buhay at consciousness nya which means baka may kaluluwa pa siya
Las plagas - ito yung new infection sa resident evil 4 at 5, well in a nutshell may parasite ka sa katawan at di mo na makokontrol ang katawan mo pero buhay ka pa din at may consciousness it means na may kaluluwa siya
paano yung si george romero tatanungnin mo....ah basta! lock and load na lang!
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
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No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
im a zombie enthusiast i know hahahahaha
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
Mga kasama ipakalat ang zombie awareness!!!
Magpapasa tayo ng batas para maging ZOMBIE AWAREMENT MONTH ang buwan ng November para in season ang celebration nyahahahaha!!!
On more serious terms. Sa ngayon wala pa din natatagpuang antidote sa T-Virus at G-Virus at ang maipapayo ng mga eksperto ay magstock na ng madaming ganito:
Tandaan lagi mga kaibigan prevention is better than cure.
Mabuti ng magingat kesa magkaganito ka
Magpapasa tayo ng batas para maging ZOMBIE AWAREMENT MONTH ang buwan ng November para in season ang celebration nyahahahaha!!!
On more serious terms. Sa ngayon wala pa din natatagpuang antidote sa T-Virus at G-Virus at ang maipapayo ng mga eksperto ay magstock na ng madaming ganito:
Tandaan lagi mga kaibigan prevention is better than cure.
Mabuti ng magingat kesa magkaganito ka
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
well icocorect kita stoop, meron antidote ang kumpanya na will pharma kung mapapanood mo yung RE degeneration, kaya lang na kay leon s. Kennedy na yun at sa gobyerno ng amerika
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
this will make everyone's day complete lalo na pag survivor ka
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
Salamat sa paliwanag katotong ichie. I stand corrected. Para po sa ikabubuti nating lahat, kung maaari sana ay magpost tayo dito ng mga impormasyon tungkol sa mga recent zombie sightings na malapit sa ating lugar o kung meron man kayong mabalitaan na zombie outbreak mula sa mga kakilala ninyo.
Sundin ang nasabing format sa ibaba para mas madaling maintindihan ang ating mga reports. Maraming salamat
ZOMBIE SIGHTINGS (Or in other words, "Holy Sh*t, We're F**ked!!!")
Location: *Where it happened, be specific to pinpoint said location*
Date/Time of Sighting: *Particular dates upon first sighting*
Severity of Situation: *Could be set from Minor to Moderate to Heavy Infestation*
Description of Attack: *at least a bit of an essay on how it happened and what precautions everyone had made during the said attack*
Ang mga impormasyon na ibibigay ninyo ay lubhang makakatulong para maging on guard tayong mga taong aware sa dalang peligro ng mga zombies. Sa mga relihiyoso naman wag kakalimutan magdasal sa maykapal para maligtas ang kaluluwa.
Sundin ang nasabing format sa ibaba para mas madaling maintindihan ang ating mga reports. Maraming salamat
ZOMBIE SIGHTINGS (Or in other words, "Holy Sh*t, We're F**ked!!!")
Location: *Where it happened, be specific to pinpoint said location*
Date/Time of Sighting: *Particular dates upon first sighting*
Severity of Situation: *Could be set from Minor to Moderate to Heavy Infestation*
Description of Attack: *at least a bit of an essay on how it happened and what precautions everyone had made during the said attack*
Ang mga impormasyon na ibibigay ninyo ay lubhang makakatulong para maging on guard tayong mga taong aware sa dalang peligro ng mga zombies. Sa mga relihiyoso naman wag kakalimutan magdasal sa maykapal para maligtas ang kaluluwa.
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
oo tama ka stoop
at dapat as much as possible i video docu nyo and NEVER! touch anyone na nag hihingalo at sugatan, stay out of crowded places
at dapat as much as possible i video docu nyo and NEVER! touch anyone na nag hihingalo at sugatan, stay out of crowded places
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
Patuloy nyo lang pong tutukan ang pitak na ito para po sa mga updates. Tandaan hindi ang mga Zombies ang pinakamalaking threat sa existence natin kundi ang KAWALAN NG TAMANG KAALAMAN tungkol sa mga undead.
Magbibigay kami ng mga tips at kung ano ano pa dito sa thread na ito at pwede din kayong magtanong samin tungkol sa kahit anong undead related.
Magbibigay kami ng mga tips at kung ano ano pa dito sa thread na ito at pwede din kayong magtanong samin tungkol sa kahit anong undead related.
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
and thats professor toper and ichie explaining the zombie survival class 101
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
^Nyahahahaha!!!! taena ka ichie ihanda na ang lesson plans kelangan natin turuan maging aware sa mga zombies ang mga members dito. Ihanda na ang mga resource materials!!
Introduction About the Authors of this Thread:
Ichie
Born on the age of empire during the last zombie infestation of Pasig. Mr. Ichie Tamoria is one of the pioneers in the field of zombie eradication. Constant vigilance regarding the hordes of the undead makes Ichie a venerable ally once the zombie apocalypse is at hand.
He's an expert in tactical zombie eradication. A strategist in zombie attacks, and a certified seven - time awesome zombie hunter trainer. He's also ranked no. 1 in Zombie Inc. Magazine's 50 Zombie Hunters that changed the Face of the earth.
As of the moment Ichie is living with her wife femmeDUmonde and are constantly training to improve zombie execution skills.
Trooper
One of the greatest field researcher of zombie documentaries. Armed with only a video phone, he single handedly recorded and successfully documented the renowned ZOMBIE INFESTATION OF ZAMBALES that is now currently used by the Pentagon for studying the zombie behavior.
He's currently residing in Manila continuously perfecting his Zombie filming skills along with all the barangay of San Marcelino.
Kofi N Krim
A specialist in the field of Zombie Espionage. He's stealth skills were put into good use in THE GREAT ZOMBIE HIDING OF 08 wherein he demonstrated his resourcefulness on how to out maneuver 20,000 hoards of the undead and successfully control the area of his responsibility.
His current whereabouts up until today is still unknown, proving once again that this badass mofo has what it takes to keep us safe from prying zombies.
Stoop
A field researcher and a zombie anthropologist who has way too much time on his hands that helped him to create this thread. He is constantly on tour with the authors mentioned above in the Zombie Awareness Fun Run that is done annually to spark interest for people to take action in fighting the undead.
Introduction About the Authors of this Thread:
Ichie
Born on the age of empire during the last zombie infestation of Pasig. Mr. Ichie Tamoria is one of the pioneers in the field of zombie eradication. Constant vigilance regarding the hordes of the undead makes Ichie a venerable ally once the zombie apocalypse is at hand.
He's an expert in tactical zombie eradication. A strategist in zombie attacks, and a certified seven - time awesome zombie hunter trainer. He's also ranked no. 1 in Zombie Inc. Magazine's 50 Zombie Hunters that changed the Face of the earth.
As of the moment Ichie is living with her wife femmeDUmonde and are constantly training to improve zombie execution skills.
Trooper
One of the greatest field researcher of zombie documentaries. Armed with only a video phone, he single handedly recorded and successfully documented the renowned ZOMBIE INFESTATION OF ZAMBALES that is now currently used by the Pentagon for studying the zombie behavior.
He's currently residing in Manila continuously perfecting his Zombie filming skills along with all the barangay of San Marcelino.
Kofi N Krim
A specialist in the field of Zombie Espionage. He's stealth skills were put into good use in THE GREAT ZOMBIE HIDING OF 08 wherein he demonstrated his resourcefulness on how to out maneuver 20,000 hoards of the undead and successfully control the area of his responsibility.
His current whereabouts up until today is still unknown, proving once again that this badass mofo has what it takes to keep us safe from prying zombies.
Stoop
A field researcher and a zombie anthropologist who has way too much time on his hands that helped him to create this thread. He is constantly on tour with the authors mentioned above in the Zombie Awareness Fun Run that is done annually to spark interest for people to take action in fighting the undead.
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
know your profs class hahahaha!!
my sarcasm will hurt you and eat you alive, your stupidity wont save you
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sorry naman . pasensya na . hehe
patay , may sintomas na yata ko ng jejenism .
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sorry naman . pasensya na . hehe
patay , may sintomas na yata ko ng jejenism .
Originally posted by: vamp
sorry naman . pasensya na . hehe
patay , may sintomas na yata ko ng jejenism .
guys! I guess we need to put this one down, she's waaay beyond help! its the least that we can do for her. paki double-tap na lang tsong!!!!
Im not here to reason with anyone, Im just here to argue.
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guys! I guess we need to put this one down, she's waaay beyond help! its the least that we can do for her. paki double-tap na lang tsong!!!!
Originally posted by: KOFI N KRIM
guys! I guess we need to put this one down, she's waaay beyond help! its the least that we can do for her. paki double-tap na lang tsong!!!!
how does that work? hehehe
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how can your religion help u if the problem(zombies) does not exist.
but if zombies are realized, i dont think religion can help cuz zombies arnt evil hahaha. lang kwentang reply, pcnxa na
hypothetically speaking nga, what if may zombies diba??
its not about the goodness and evilness of zombies but how religion can save you if these instances occured!
its not about the goodness and evilness of zombies but how religion can save you if these instances occured!
nosce te ipsum
kung magiging kasing awesome mo lang tong babaeng to, lamang na kaligtasan mo.....
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